John Wick Headphone Stand (Keanu Reeves) – Protect Your Gear, Assassin Style

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“Baba Yaga’s Got Your Back…And Your Headphones!” – The John Wick Headphone Stand

Forget those boring, generic headphone stands – it’s time for the legendary hitman himself to keep your audio gear safe and stylish! This one-of-a-kind John Wick Headphone Stand features the man, the myth, the Baba Yaga’s head (Keanu Reeves, obviously) ready to guard your precious headphones.

“Wait… Is that John Wick’s Head on My Desk?”

Yep! This detailed plastic bust looks like it was teleported straight out of the Continental Hotel. It’s got all the John Wick essentials: the stoic expression, the perfectly tousled hair, maybe even a hint of a battle scar. And hey, at 15cm (W) x 18cm (L) x 21cm (H), it’s intimidating enough to scare off anyone who’d dare mess with your music setup.

More than Just a Pretty Face (Even If It IS Keanu Reeves’)

Sure, this stand adds a serious dose of awesome to your desk, but it’s practical too! John’s sturdy head (surprisingly sturdy for only 300 grams!) keeps those expensive headphones off the floor and tangle-free. No more frantic searching before a gaming session – your gear is always mission-ready.

The Ultimate Gift for the John Wick Superfan

Whether it’s for yourself or the biggest Wick fanatic you know, this headphone stand is pure fan service gold. It’s a hilarious conversation starter, a testament to your love for the movies, and a darn useful way to show off your headphones.

“I Once Protected My Headphones with a Pencil…”

…But those days are over. Upgrade your audio experience with the John Wick Headphone Stand – because sometimes, overkill IS the best approach.